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Kool-Aid Jamher

Before a man has sexual intercourse with a female and urinates inside her vagina.
A form of birth control
Lee: Hey Jake do you have a condom? I wanna bang that chick.

Jake: No, but you can just Kool-Aid Jamher brah don't get it twisted.
by MitchTheLizard March 27, 2016
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Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.
Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019
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Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.
Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.
by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022
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kool-aid lip

when you lick your lips too much and you get a red ring around your mouth that makes it look like youve been drinking red kool-aid. its usually kind of crusty and sometimes painful.
"man, i need some chapstick to fix this kool-aid lip!"
by valery March 27, 2008
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Kool Aid Drinker

Someone who believes what they are told without thinking for themselves.

Sometimes used by aficionados of the 1911 handgun ("Colt .45") to describe fans of the Glock (or other polymer framed) handguns - possibly a reference to the nickname "tupperware gun" and the typical serving of Kool-Aid in plastic pitchers.

In more recent use it may also be applied to folks who think that any negative term or euphemism applied to President Obama or his acolytes automatically means the user is a racist.

The suggestion that the term applies only to a stereotype of African-Americans implies that no Caucasians drink Kook-Aid, an obvious fallacy and an indication of a significant pre-existing bias on the part of the writer, or a blatant attempt to suppress freedom of speech on the part of opponents.

From the followers of Jim Jones in Guyana who committed suicide by drinking poisoned Kool Aid.
The Kool Aid drinkers are buying this stock because their broker recommended it.

A Glock? What are you, a Kool Aid drinker?
by SikLikeDat August 26, 2009
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Band-Aid

A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.
1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).

2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak
by olechka November 26, 2009
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kool aid

1) a drink stereotypically referd to what black people drink.
2) a persons area/space
1- that nigga' was drinkin some kool aid.
2- that skank was all up in ma kool aid, but ma crew gave me da 411 and shes all bout the bling bling.
by smakydafrog July 25, 2008
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