assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

amsterdamish

to have a laid back attitude to drink, drugs and nakedness whilst in Amsterdam

a: did you flash that guy in your room last night?
b: no! was getting ready for bed, didnt see him. he probably thinks I'm typically amsterdamish

by damohopo April 25, 2009

Assteroid

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

by chunihan February 14, 2013

Aster

A bitch ass hoe

"you're such an aster"

by Faggersouls December 20, 2021

Ultimus Asteri

Ultimus Asteri is a ROBLOX clan created by user Xransot, and co-owned by TotallyMainTrynda (goes by "Color") and CrypticDIO (Goes by Syther). They're themed around PVP and have over 300 members. They claim to be the best, considering you can only be accepted or invited into UA through your skill and intelligence. This is ironic, considering Syther is a bum.

This guy who's a god at Arsenal joined my game and then said that I should join Ultimus Asteri. Literally, everybody in this discord server is a god at Arsenal.

by CarlisCroissant February 17, 2021

amsterdam boogie

Doing sex crazy style

I did the amsterdam boogie with four different chicks last night

by Dragonslayer420 April 30, 2008

asteroids

an itching or painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue

"do you have asteroids"
"no but my dad does, they're so bad he cant sitdown somedays"

by mista ska March 25, 2003