Westside Ann Arbor

1. Any part of Ann Arbor West of Main st. North of Scio Church Rd. and South of Miller rd.

2. The REAL westside is where the hoods are located on S.Maple and N. Maple rds. The only places where the majority are blacks

Big Nigga from South Maple: WESTSIDE IN THIISSS BITCHHH!!
Steve: Hey what's up man I'm from Westside Ann Arbor!
Big Nigga from South Maple: Oh word where you from?
Steve: Seventh and Liberty...
Big Nigga from South Maple: NIGGA THAT AINT THE REAL WESTSIDE!

by ace deuce nigga April 4, 2009

American Abortion

When a pregnant woman lies down and a man does a canon ball on her stomach thus causing the baby to shoot out like the rocket.

1.My wife couldn't get a normal abortion so I gave her an american one while she was sleeping.

2.I didn't want a second kid so I gave my wife an american abortion while she was asleep.

by ObamaNeedsToBeHungAndShot December 28, 2008

abort a turd

The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usually an increase in blood pressure, rather than the euphoric sensation experienced when dropping a turd as nature planned.

Christ on a bike, that curry last night was so hot I had to abort a turd, it absolutely killed!

by Nigel Fleming July 9, 2006

Alborz

Sexy Mofo

Yo that kid is so Alborz. I wanna goo over there and fuck him.

by azfi April 29, 2011

aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009

mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

Ann Arbor

The best fucking city on the face of th Earth.

I wish I could live in Ann Arbor and go to U of M!

by A A C July 23, 2008