Bullshit Artist

A master in the art of making bullshit believable.

Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.

Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.

George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."

Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."

by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

artificial chaos

The blue liquid robot from Sonic Adventure 2 that can fire lasers and attack with its tentacles.

Watch out for the artificial chaos

by Discombobulated March 24, 2004

artini

1. A creative piece ( craft, literature, filmmaking, etc.) that causes emotion or a new awareness.

Sundance Film Festival always guarantees an artini every year.

by Alex Purnell June 16, 2008

clickbait artist

A popular blogger, who has opinion on everything , without deep knowledge or understanding the subject he's talking about.

Also, synonym of the cocksucker.

ex-Google TechLead is a clickbait artist. He's talking about Ukraine crisis without a clue what's happening there

by dildo777 February 26, 2022

artist vs poet

An awesome pop-punk band descending from Dallas, Texas. The band consists of 5 members: Tarcy Thomason (vocals), Craig Calloway (guitar), Joe Kirkland (guitar), Joe Westbrook (drums), and Jason Dean (bass). Their tour manager is a lamb/sheep with the name of Milton Dean, which Jason forgets to bring on tour! So as a replacement, they must use their pet hippo, Jacoby. This group of guys is usually talked by 2 common females by the names of Audrey and Anyssa. You can frequently find them commenting on their myspace.

CAUTION: Artist Vs Poet may burst into random screaming!

Anyssa: Hey did you hear about that awesome band?
Audrey: Oh! Artist Vs Poet?
Anyssa: YEAH! that one! I just commented Tarcy, JoeK, Craig, JoeW, Jason, and Milton!
Audrey: OHHH ME TOO!

by freakinaudsomeeee December 27, 2008

article 13

Article 13 may refer to: Article 13 of the Constitution of Singapore, which prohibits banishment and guarantees freedom of movement. Article 13 of the proposed European Union Directive on Copyright in the Digital Single Market, which would expand legal liability for websites.

Article 13 will affect everyone!

by Fish 118676 November 26, 2018

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

Prince's name is now written as a strange symbol he calls "the love symbol." As such he no longer goes by the name "Prince" and now insists on being referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."

"Hey man have you heard that new Prince song?"
"Who's Prince?"
"You know who i mean, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Prince"

by RoomTemperature November 16, 2013