ape jaw

A human with ape like facial features.

"damn that bitch got a bad case of ape jawl"

by Ruban May 28, 2004

ape shit crazy

When a person gets so mad that they are about to start throwing shit, like apes do.

you: Did you hear that Rachel cheated on Greg?
me: Yeah, he went all ape shit crazy.
you: i though he was about to start throwing shit, like the angry monkeys at the zoo.

by {NH} March 22, 2011

Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Ape Shit

To become overly enraged, to a level bordering on psychosis

Savy Dog would go Ape Shit every time Chimpy sang Queen of Hearts by Dave Edmunds, as he was lining up his tee shot

by MangyDog August 31, 2012

ape man

nigger, one who poses nigger like features or qualities, such as extreme laziness, wide nose, inability to stop stealing and/or swearing.

Daddy!, Daddy!, that ape man just stole our car!

by rebelAmerica February 12, 2005

ape bitch

A female with excess body hair, usually in the underarm or facial regions. Often seen in a club at 3am, trying to pick up the guy who is maggot as fuck. A desparate, ugly being.

"man, did you see that ape bitch last night? she was dirt! Fucking ugly cunt!"

by LMacca August 4, 2008

ape tit

An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.

"Stop fucking pushing me you goddamn ape tit!"
or
"Ape Tit, stop fucking pushing me."

by The Creeper's fat and nerdy bro June 25, 2006