Amish Butter

In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.

"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch

by Barstoolrumschpringa July 04, 2017

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amish whore

Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.

Natalie is an Amish whore.

by Amish breeder March 08, 2022

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Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

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Amish hick

An Amish person who is an unappetizing blend of amish and hick.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.

Ewwww look at Andy over there!
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.

by garth vader91 February 01, 2014

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