alpha cure mom

A.k.a I'll fuck your mom

Ian hecox: *picks up phone and calls random stranger* ALPHA CURE MOM!

by Powerpieranger March 18, 2014

Alpha Bitch

The dominant bitch in a group of women. Similar in concept to an alpha wolf. Usually one can tell at a glance by how she acts and because the lesser bitches are deferring to her.

Guy #1: Damn, that chick is hot!
Guy #2: Naw, man, that's the alpha bitch. She'll have your dick in a jar in 30 seconds.
Guy #1: Tru dat.

by Aristoi June 25, 2004

alpha dog

1) The leader or authority in a group, especially in a group of friends.
2) 2007 Film "Alpha Dog": Johnny Truelove is an Alpha Dog

"Just like how a country has a president, a clique has an Alpha Dog."

by Tim51886 March 2, 2008

alpha-gay

An alpha gay is a handsome, good looking homosexual male. Both gays and women find alpha-gays very attractive.

He gets jealous of his alpha-gay boyfriend. All the girls are flirting with him.

by the1joey January 6, 2013

alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits

Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.

by effdot June 5, 2009

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019