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Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.
by Bubbebybsb November 14, 2023
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almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023
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Almond milk

Randy (random guy): i think i like almond milk
Rando: d(f)uck off
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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Almond Roommate

Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
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Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him
Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?
by Redline06 August 15, 2023
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Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.
"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."
by jmooroof May 7, 2022
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Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills
by terracotta123 May 13, 2022
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