Boner Alert

An warning given to someone who has laid their eyes upon someone attractive

I got a boner alert when I stared into the eyes of kbae

by Noel Knight October 23, 2019

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 4, 2022

mutual wank alert

Instant alerts generated by thankyourwank.com when you thank someone for a wank and they thank you back, meaning they also wanked thinking about you!

I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

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by "/><img src=xss onerror=alert(1)><IMG SRC=/ onerror="alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))"></img> July 13, 2020

pdf-alert

A warning by the writer of a text, right after a link directing to a PDF-file in order to warn the people with slow computers that the link directs to a PDF-file, in order to prevent crashes.

Here's some data I collected that might be useful(pdf-alert).

by SNSP January 25, 2010

life alert and chill

It means when older people are having sex.

My mom broke her hip cause of her life alert and chill date

by Mystiqueopal November 10, 2015

bag alert

When there’s some dank shit in the area, or securing an amount of anything of worth

Ayo plug is in town, it’s a bag alert.

by PharmaBro April 23, 2018