Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

Crazy Turkey

When your having sex, and the girl moans, but instead of a regular moan she gobbles likes a turkey.

You've gotten the crazy turkey in Lindsay's bed!

by Bethtojatjar December 13, 2014

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

turkey tax

Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.

Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.

by Champions win November 28, 2013

turkey throat

A word to describe an empty ball sack.

Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."

by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013