december 14-20th

the week where you can ask your crush out and they have to say yes no matter what

𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚢, 𝚒𝚝𝚜 December 14-20th. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜

by thrnjewu December 15, 2020

September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

October 20th-26th

National week of pranking someone into giving you head

“Can i please have a crumb of coochie”

“Sike it’s the week of October 20th-26th”

by crumbplease October 22, 2019

April 20th

National top hat day.

"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"

by Top hat addict April 16, 2020

April 20th

April 20th is a Simp Matija for 24 hours day.
If you know someone named Matija go do it!!

It's April 20th!! Let's simp Matija!!

by KetchupGirl11 April 14, 2021

May 20th

National “You are a Bird” Day

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird

by BirdsAren’tReal October 19, 2019

April 20th

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)

“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”

by Gary Winthorp6969 April 18, 2019