Dividing by 0

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.

He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe

by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

five 0

Slang for an officer of the law. Usually when you are doing something illegal.

Avoid five 0's at all costs.

Originated from the show Hawaii Five 0

Shit its the five 0 run!1!111

I got caught by the five 0

by gbrd January 6, 2008

Tosh.0

A very humorous television show on Comedy Central hosted by Daniel Tosh in which he comments on famous web videos. The show leaves the viewer with the same feeling as "gay experimentation at summer camp". It makes you feel good while it's happening but afterwards you feel like a whore and you are left with horrible scarring memories.

I watched Tosh.0 last night, but i decided to keep it a secret from everyone.

by DrunkenPantherCrow February 15, 2010

rule 0

This is an unspoken rule in Table top RPGs. It is that the Game Master, or whoever is running the campaign, can simply say no to anything the other players suggest without explanation.

Player: I want to make a half dragon werewolf wielding two greatswords.

GM: I'm invoking Rule 0. No.

by korik1 November 22, 2007

Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 3, 2009

Level 0

Also known as “The Lobby”, Level 0 of the Backrooms is an everexpanding non-euclaidan office with yellow wallpaper and damp carpeting.

Level 0 is one of the more peaceful levels of the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006