dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

Deaded

Dead mean that u made me laugh or u said something funny

Omg that’s to Funny u deaded me

by Drop lip November 21, 2018

That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more

1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead

by That's a dead October 9, 2015

Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

by deadboners June 20, 2008

Dead

Drop-dead gorgeous looking girl

There are mad deads in this city...theyre all hot"

by billy becht July 17, 2009