deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside

"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.

by moonlight101345 September 7, 2017

dead

an exclamation to be used when something humorous occurs, or one finds oneself in a humorous situation, but one is too cool to laugh.

"I thought hurricane season was over!"
"Yeah that's what I thought with my last husband!"
"I'm so dead."

by harricane February 26, 2015

That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more

1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead

by That's a dead October 9, 2015

dead

you know, what all the Jews did.

"yo dude I'm so fucking dead as a jew"

by MissNoodleButt September 17, 2017

Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

by SongGirl August 28, 2013

dead on

a dead person's hard on

an open casket was a bad idea. jerry has a dead on.

by deadboners June 20, 2008

Dead

Drop-dead gorgeous looking girl

There are mad deads in this city...theyre all hot"

by billy becht July 17, 2009