my sleep paralysis elf

enjoys shagging your mother.

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

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My Girls

A name for your large/perky (Or both) breasts.

Hey, carl would you like to touch my girls?

by RedMoth27 August 4, 2021

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Wigwan My Screwdriver

A greeting said to another individual or friend

Telescope: "A yo hi my g"

puggboy12: "YO WIGWAN MY SCREWDRIVER"

Telsecope: "WIGWAN MY ABSOLUTE NUT AND BOLT"

by An Absolute Nut and Bolt August 6, 2021

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I always share with my buddy

Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

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