I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Dick

1) Slang for the male genital organ used in the process of reproduction

2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard

1) Man, I shoved my huge dick in that girl last night. I think she felt more pain than pleasure, but who gives a fuck
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit

3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.

by Anqrygole May 26, 2019

Dick Ass

Having to exit a location quickly.

Bro a cop was coming so we had to dick ass

by Penelope schad March 31, 2021

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016

dick lickman

A total asshole. Nothing good to be said about a dick lickman. Hes a dick. And licked from life.

Describing a person from a negetive format.

A person nobody likes

Man i heard what happend. I just seen dick lickman and told him to fuck off!!

by Psycosocial😀 October 6, 2017

Dubie Dick

Events that occur after getting cucked to the moon and watching as your girl hunts down cooter next to you

Dubie: Wanna be my New Years kiss?
Bella:….
Dubie:where she go?

Bella:hey wanna be my New Years kiss?
McLain:don’t you have a bf?
Bella: He’ll just give me some Dubie Dick later

by Bean030303 January 1, 2023