vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.

I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?

by Swaggy K June 9, 2016

vacation dick

Dick you get on weekends and vacations

Man I got so much vacation dick over the weekend

by Wiener but June 13, 2016

DICK

Dad In Charge of the Kid.
When the court awards the dad primary rights and responsibilities.

Kid "mom, can you please sign up up for sports this summer?"
Mom "the court said Dad is in charge of that."
Kid "he's suck a DICK!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

Ants dick

This persons detach to grow more than his original size and fattening

Ants dick look small and slinky but that niggas dick get long and fat WOW!!!!!!!

by The muscle February 5, 2025

Casper dick

When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.

*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Silly dick

Your dick is wiggly

mom you have such a silly dick can I touch it

by Dick the birthday boy May 18, 2018

Small dick woman energy

When you piss off a boy and stop responding to his texts because you are not playing along with his game.

You not responding to me right now, is giving me small dick woman energy.

by SpicyTitRolll69 June 14, 2023