My bob and knobs

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.

Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!

by FTno September 27, 2021

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

Get out of my toilet

When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.

(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

That's MY thing

Somethign your friend says when you quote one of their inside jokes, phrases or texting habits that was actually yours to begin with.

"Yooooo"

"Ugh, that's MY thing"

"But-"

by Rachaelwithan"a"attheend July 14, 2021

Oh my sheesh!

When someone does something shocking and you have no other words

Briella: Chloe kissed Kellan infront of my parents and my parents were proud of them.

Lilly: Oh my sheesh!

by anonymous July 16, 2021

My talking to.

A cat innit

Ayyup iv been playing my talking To. innit fam

by Lil dziondz x vagos media on y July 18, 2021