Dick

Brandon my friends crush’s brother

Your a dick brandon

by Beckett Vanderslice August 22, 2019

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

Dick Tator

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.

Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.

by Rustaford September 15, 2020

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Chigga Dick

Genitalia of an Asian male that is significantly larger than the typical stereotype.

Jeff is Korean but his package down there isn't your typical Asian package, he's got a chigga dick.

by Chi$$a March 18, 2025

Dick Glitter Bomb

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.

Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.

by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019