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Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.
I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!
by Pantstamper November 19, 2025
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End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
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You know my body

Little brother catches a w
you know my body
by bussbuss May 9, 2024
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Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes
Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow
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My little angel

I am beyond blessed to have such an special sister, i’ll do anything for her but dont ever wanna see her hurt, She is everything I could ask for, seeing her happy makes my soul happy, so please take care of yourself and be safe.. But what is important is that it’s time to party!!! and make your birthday enjoyable, so eat less of cake and coffee, dates and dance with your cats and sing with the sun and walk with the cars beside the beach, I wish we get to watch endless movies together:( but most importantly I hope your day will be fantastic, and amen that the year ahead gets better.. I’m sending you all my love, thank you for being the kindest human being ever, and I’ll never get over how gorgeous you are wifey mashallah.. everything in you is just so pure.. I wanna give you the biggest hug ever!!!! Try to enjoy your day in the hospital love, I love you more than you know, and everything💜💜💜💜..
by Avy9 February 23, 2021
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Breaking my high

When someone is annoying you while your high (marijuana) . Like your Mom & Grandma
by Honeymoney* June 16, 2018
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Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.
I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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