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Blue waffle

NEVER look this up. Especially when eating. If you looking for blueberry waffles, then be more specific.

For context, it’s a picture of a woman’s genitalia bluish-purplish due to a gnarly infection. This was found in the hears 2006-2010 or so. So many, many people might remember an older sibling and/or friend telling them to look this up and well.. however, a woman’s health organisation in 2016 looked into it and figured that it’s not a infection or std, but instead either photoshop or a result from mutilation.

2: because of this, it can also be used as a deragatory term for a vaginal infection/bacterial vaginosis.

If you wish to see this picture, it’s not too hard to find. However you have been warned that this is not something that you need to see or want to see.
Examples:
1:

Aria: hey Lyric, I heard of this thing called blue waffle, want to search it up?
Lyric: let’s see…
The picture pops up
Both: my god!
2:
Question from user: what’s a blue waffle?

Answer from professional: you may be referring to a vaginal infection instead, blue waffle is a derogatory term to describe it

Seriously don’t look it up
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Soggy waffle 

When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.
I gave her the soggy waffle yesterday
Soggy waffle by Thorgod December 11, 2024

belgian waffle pudding 

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt
me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding
belgian waffle pudding by seachips December 27, 2024

Toilette Waffle 

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.
Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!
Toilette Waffle by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Blumpkin Waffle-Job 

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

Baddie Waffle 

A phrase similar to saying someone is “cute” or “good-looking,” often used to say a person looks nice

secret waffle 

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise