The Captain

The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.

Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing

Person two: I think he likes woman

Person one: and I think I need new friends
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The Captain

The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.
"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself

"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
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The Captain

When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ
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the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.
person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband
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The Captain Morgan

When the partner keeps one foot on the top of the bathtub dry during sex or to prevent the ankle monitor from getting wet.
I took a shower with my partner and he suggested we do the Captain Morgan.
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When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.
I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.
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Captain Miskawitz

A masterbation technique where you bend down on your knees, throw your shoulders to the floor and think about black pussy as you stare at the night sky.
Sometimes when I'm lonely Captain Miskawitz comforts me.
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