time bomb

Someone that is risky to have around because they are on the urge to blowing it. A person that you know will end up ruining a perfect situation.

Lets go hit on them girls, but leave Jon behind. When that kid drinks he becomes a time bomb.

by kevin kage March 18, 2011

her time

that time of the month

Did you hit it last night? Nah dude, it's "her time".

by Amie February 10, 2003

lost time

n. An oilfield term describing time not spent doing the task at hand (drilling, producing, or servicing wells). Lost time typically results in telephone calls, e-mail and paperwork from the FSM.

We had four hours of lost time on the last shift.

by vaeren January 13, 2007

Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

time of your life

Nice song, too many painful memories though. Played at funerals frequently.

It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life

by Geko May 30, 2003

Adventure time

Possiably the most pimptastical short movie ever made by anyone ever. Will make you puke your ass laughing. Cartoon network is now adopting this into a full show. All of us whom have watched will be watching with great intrest.

Adventure time, common grab your friends and travel to very distant lands. Jake the dog and Pen the human the fun will never end, its ADVENTURE TIME. MATHEMATICAL RHOMBUS!

by That kid with the fedora January 21, 2010

a good time

Laying back on the couch, with your girlfriend or best buds, enjoying a large greasy pizza and cold michelob light, while watching a good movie on the tube.

"We just sat in the room and drank beer, ate pizza, watched a movie; you know, a good time."

by Jcdenton November 10, 2003