n.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
by Lil dick is sick January 15, 2018
by Bob Johnson Sr. April 07, 2011
The act of forgetting or ignoring existing plans when a person of sexual attractiveness offers to hang out. The polar opposite of "bros before hos"
Bro 1 "Yo is P still gaming with us tonight"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
Bro 2 " Nah man he isn't responding but someone said he's with some chick"
Bro 1 " Dude he ditched us again, that lil bitch has gone pussy blind"
by BRMLP69 December 02, 2017
A close friend or relative that has had sexual intercourse ( oral counts as well as penetration) with the same woman as you did.
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
When two guys have a threesome with the same women they will for ever be Pussy brother
You: Hey man guess what ?
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
Friend: what man?
You: I finally fucked Jennifer last night!!
Friend: no way!! That makes us pussy brothers
You: hell yeah! Pussy brother
you: right on
Friend: hey man, I got a confession to make…
I Fucked your wife last weekend
You: no way brother, we’ll I guess that makes us pussy brothers for life
Friend: yep so it does.
You: right on brother
by Pussy brother December 14, 2021
by joleeene January 19, 2017
1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.
- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!
by gubomirgeorgiev October 05, 2013