side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Side Dipped

1. A dance move; lay on your side then move your hips, your side is being dipped

2. A woman laying in the middle of two men or vice versa (as the middle spoon), each side of him or her is being dipped

Yo man, that girl at the club side dipped, so sick

Dude. We both passed out with Jenny last night... She got side dipped.

by BPash February 7, 2015

Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.

I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up

by Loftsnax August 13, 2021

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

side horse

A mispronunciation of the term "side hoe"

Brigitte: He is loves me, even if he has some side horses.

by nubslayer64 June 13, 2017

The Side-Vagina

A large pocket of fat resembling roast beef that resides in close proximity to the vagina. This is located only on the female, occuring in 1 to 100,000,000 people. Some may experience chronic Flatulence, diarrhea, vomiting, and headaches. One major symptom that most experience is a large amount of photography.

I need to take a long shower to cleanse The side-vagina and to prevent further photography

by Whale Anus August 11, 2019

Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob

Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend

by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018