Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

snowhole rape

Snowhole rape is the action of putting snow inside a girls vagina and putting your dick inside them

I want to snowhole rape you

by Dick meaning March 10, 2017

rape vape

When you take a hit from your vape and shove the vape in a girls pussy while you blow some O’s

Ex. My girlfriend was amazed by my O’s while I rape vaped her.

by Vapenation lol January 10, 2018

hoodie rape

When your hoodie's zipper breaks when trying to take it off.

Man: HELP IM GETTING HOODIE RAPED!

by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015

Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017

Food Rape

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.

It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.

by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018

Ad Rape

when a 15 second ss pops up on your YouTube video and there’s no “skip ad” button so you have to fucking watch it

Tom: I got ad raped at least 6 times last night

Jim: oh fuck man. i hate when that happens

by porn_critic69 February 24, 2019