thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
Get the jakes opinionmug. jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.
by depressedhun October 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat
by Ghostman69 June 8, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Dude 1: “Jake you asshole you stole my bitch!”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
Jake: “Sorry my bad man didn’t know you were already in a relationship with him”
Dude 1: “Nah that’s alright. Same time tomorrow?”
Jake: “Sure thing.”
by Hockeybro26 June 2, 2022
Get the Jakemug. This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih
by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
Get the I'm Jaking Itmug. A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
by SJP1992 January 24, 2018
Get the Jake Breakmug. The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher
by 10,000? September 2, 2022
Get the Jakemug.