three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

Three knuckle Betty

When a female uses any combination of fingers to insert three knuckles deep into her vagina.

My husband told me to send him a selfie of me doing a three knuckle Betty.

by anonymous January 16, 2021

three-tracking

Men walking through deep snow.

The snow was so deep we were three-tracking

by chrissteman December 5, 2017

Three

The god of all

Your not. Three

by A wooden toaster zombie November 17, 2019

Three-cuddlesome

The act of cuddling in bed with multiple people at once, in a non-sexual manner.

"Bob layed in bed with Sally and Jill for hours last night. He said it was quite the three-cuddlesome."

by Trueman1 September 2, 2011

Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025