Pointus Interruptus

When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...

(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!

Pointus Interruptus by dup333 September 14, 2016

pointy-assed 

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.

Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.

pointy-assed by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016

Pointy Pecker 

When a guy has a dick under 3 inches. It typically ends at a point and is so sharp it can stab you. be careful on your journey into adulthood by looking out for them!

Bro, that guy just sent me a pic of his Pointy Pecker... GROSS!

Pointy Pecker by UrB4n_L3G3ND January 8, 2020

Pointy teeth 

Pointy teeth point towards the promiscuity of a woman, often in combination with tattoo's.

Women with pointy teeth are more lusty, and drowning in sexual desires.

Mv loves chasing after the girls with pointy teeth.

Pointy teeth by MvChicken August 25, 2023

metal points 

Refers to respect you get from metalheads e.g. for playing a good song, or wearing a a band shirt for a good band.

I suppose we could play that Joe Satriani song at the gig, but I reckon we'd get more metal points if we played Pantera.

metal points by V1N4Y March 8, 2009

twin points 

The bonus points hot twins gets added to their score. This doesn't apply to un-attractive twins.

Art Vandalay: Do you see those twins over there? They're so hot... definitely 7's.

Cosmo: 7's? 7's!? You forgot to give them, their twin points. They're textbook 8's.

twin points by The WOJE May 26, 2010

Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")

Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."

Bro Points by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010