Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.
by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
Get the Mistah Phonemug. Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
Get the My phone flew to my left/right handmug. by CracklingArtMaster March 9, 2021
Get the Trucker phonemug. It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
by Count Orlok June 9, 2024
Get the blue money phonemug. when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 7, 2009
Get the phone affairmug. To leave some one alone. To forget the person. Not blow up someone’s phone with calls, notifications, messages, etcetera miss me
by Nncmjo January 21, 2018
Get the call off my phonemug. When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.
by Odin1918 July 13, 2010
Get the Phone wankingmug.