12 Jew Riot

A publicity stunt. In English law for civil disorder to be reported as a riot it has to involve a crowd of at least 12 people. Groups may use the legal definition of a riot to exagerate the size of a protest in the newspapers
"That news story was a 12 jew riot."
by Al60 January 14, 2008
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damn seal jew

A random arranging of words on a door in a college dorm. Occurs often in freshman dorms as a joke and is not highly thought of by the owners of the door.
Elise was pissed off when returning to her room because she had spied a damn seal jew had attacked her door.
by cowboy brett April 19, 2006
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Nigger Jew Bitch Pig

ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.
Cop: Sir may I see your license and registration?
Kyle: Fuck you, you nigger jew bitch pig.
by Johnny S, February 06, 2008
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Gavin Jew Gnik

The Biggest Jew in all of Preston county not even his fellow worshipper Lowell can compare he goes to Jewish sermons every day twice a day he also has the longest nose there is it is Almost as mighty as Alex’s forehead, his addiction to porn is unimaginably intense but he doesn’t believe in hell so all is good
The Wondrous Gavin Jew Gnik stabbed me with his nose at the sermon today
by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020
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Jew-vu-zela

Much like the vuvuzela recently used during the 2010 world cup but made of solid gold and with the tips cut off. Normally hidden in the jews under crackers where noone will dare venture.
Mate ask that gurl if she will blow on your Jew-vu-zela.
by rik4king July 21, 2010
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Old-skool jew

A person who NEVER spends any money , always cries poor-mouth , and always reinforces the "cheap jew" stereotype. This person need not be Jewish. This person always has an excuse when it's time to share the expenses yet will be the first one in line for a handout. This person is a miser who usually has more money than everyone else.
Nebojsa found a cup from the fast-food place in the trash can and is using it to get free refills.........what an Old-Skool Jew......
by Boobird June 05, 2011
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grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.
Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"
by Aluckba February 25, 2016
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