heavered

When a young boy called JB gets into YP

“Oh look I think this Saturday night i’m going to get Heavered”

by therotwilerrrrrr December 12, 2022

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Heaven

A place full of tight ass people in WHITE ROBES THAT HATE SINNERS THAT STEAL CARS AND OTEHR GANG STUFF, instead they send those people underground in a hot place called hell (it's Ohio)

i belong in Heaven, i hate people that don't look like me

by The Dude From Down South January 18, 2023

heavy

he's dead

spy: HEAVY IS DEAD!!
heavy: I'M DEAD!?
everyone: shh you are dead

by ifyoureadyouarestupid February 1, 2023

Heavyweight Champ

Unlike in wrestling, a heavyweight champ masters high tolerances of alcohol

Marybeth: “Yo, did you see how wasted Jane got last night?”
Brenda: “Ya, she’s no heavyweight champ.”

by AnnaHelterbrand February 4, 2023

Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 16, 2023

heavies

a fair maidens bussom, tits, knockers

dude, this girl at the bar has some nice tits
yeah man, she got em heavies

by definitelynotjoebiden February 17, 2023