harpoon ass

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.

She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass

by asssmann May 30, 2010

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

Ass-tick

Someone who climbs up into a persons psychological domain there by attaching themselves with the express intent of causing severe mental and physical irritation of which relief can be extremely difficult, if not impossible!

Ass-ticks will usually spring into action without motivation or encouragement, just the satisfaction of having interrupted the flow of normalcy or unnerved innocence is their reward.

dick,ass,jerk

by Boo-HV August 16, 2017

Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019

Trashy-ass

Nasty-low life ; triffling; unclean

You need to clean your house with your trashy-ass.
Brush your teeth and use mouthwash regularly or you will have a trashy-ass mouth.

by mother of 5 May 16, 2018

Ass marbles

Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.

Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

Ass Daddy

An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.

Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*

by takasb January 13, 2017