Ethan

A funny theater kid who can get drunk off of 2 shots

Person 1: who's that drunk person over there?
Person 2: that's Ethan. He had a kombucha.

by NoBiney January 13, 2023

Ethan Weber

A STOOPID little boy who is ninja junior
Who rages to much

Bro ur soo Ethan Weber

by Oof kid February 24, 2019

ethan dong

The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.

ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023

Ethan

He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.

John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok

by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*

by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

Ethan

something gay

ikiab gurt looks Ethan in ts shirt

by Beaaaar55 April 24, 2025

Ethan

The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute

Who’s that loud person over there?

Oh that’s Ethan

Makes sense!

by Doglol2232 October 9, 2021