El

People named El are usually really hot and have a massive dick. They are good friends to have and will make you fall in love with them.

El is so hot, i cant believe they’re real.

by slut4kuromi November 21, 2021

El Kalai

they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)

OMG, did you kill this child for the El Kalai's to become rich and save the universe from Thanos?

by paramécie November 22, 2021

El Tanto

the biggest fuck boy ever.
Liar,manipulator,Usually has more than 2 retarded baby mommas.Dont have any common sense .The worst f the worst

damn did you See that loser?
Yeah he was a El Tanto D:

by Tantothefool September 3, 2016

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiffani homentowski, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

El Mitch'o grandÉ

The holy Grail sex act of having a four way with one man and three other women.

Your not going to believe this but I managed to pull a El Mitch'o grandÉ last night !

by K00lb3@nZ_b@@by January 20, 2024

El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 8, 2022