Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u

the candy mans outside

by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020

The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

copper candy

Bullets / gun ammunition

The police handed out some copper candy to the bank robbers.

by Powerslug March 11, 2024

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018

swallow a candy whole

Swallow a candy whole

Do you know that feeling when you swallow a candy whole?????

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023