Candy

Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.

The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.

I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!

by CoolAidCheeseMan June 18, 2022

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

Candy Dish

a candy dish is another way of saying "grandmothers' vagina"

"I wanna put my dick in yo grandmas candy dish"

by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018

Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.

Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you

by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018

Strange candy

When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter

I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

ink candy

Ink slang for Tattoos. Candy as in an attractive female, usually young.

Did you see that hot Ink Candy in the green bikini down at the surf?

by demon369 September 18, 2013

Candy

Luis mom

Wow bro Candy is looking sweet

by Whitgyallover29 September 30, 2023