Brandon

verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure

noun
1.
A very negative person

"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."

Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."

This guy was stalking young girls on TikTok. A real Brandon that guy.

by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022

Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx

Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR

by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020

Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.

Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”

by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023

Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.

Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.

by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025