The strong belief that every non Alaska airline is the Devil and will either cause you to miss a flight or lose your luggage.
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.> mug.typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
Get the Brandon mug.A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
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person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
Get the Brandon Mills mug.by Wiseguywilly0 May 7, 2024
Get the Brandon mug.He's such a beautiful and unrested soul. When i first met him he was rough and didnt let me get to know him and same with almost all people around him. Ive known him for a year and a few months now, been together for a year and one month. If we ever separate and dont come back to each other, he better know hes been nothing but loving, sweet, compassionate, confusing at times lol. I couldn't get over him and im always thinking about him. As I'm typing this, he just woke up and texted me first. Such a lovely boy he is, always saying good morning to me so quickly if i dont say it first. Man he shows me every day hes only got eyes for me, if you see this Brandon, Ill always love you my sweet boy 💙💙
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