boner phone

The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.

"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"

by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015

Townshend Boner

The extreme awe you experience after seeing Pete Townshend of The Who do his signature Powerslide. This is normally accompanied by a raging boner.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Pete Townshend do that amazing powerslide?

Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.

by Xxxyzyz2 April 26, 2011

disaster boner

The excitement caused by witnessing something that is actually terrible

I got a total disaster boner from seeing the most fantastic car wreck on the way to work.

Did you see that hospital blown away by that tornado?
Yeah, totally gave me a disaster boner

by yaboytofu November 11, 2015

tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen April 13, 2016

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z December 13, 2012

Proximity Boner

The arrival of a meat sword when in close proximity to others of like-minded interest or infatuation.

All those nerds at Comicon are sporting proximity boners dressed like theyre "to infinity and beyond" instead of getting a job.

by Studly Chucksteak Hungwell November 18, 2015