when a girl wears tights and a skirt, creating friction between the two clothes and resulting in a boner-like bulge in the front.
mary: i hate this boner skirt! i have to keep adjusting as i walk.
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
jane: omg that sucks! i hate when that happens
by imagrape February 12, 2012
The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
by Lee Keydong April 22, 2015
An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
by vistalover March 30, 2012
The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.
by Jimmyxxxj9 August 29, 2021
It can be a touch, sight, smell, or anything SO erotic that you get immediate quality wood. Also can cure extreme cases of the phenomenon known as a "bonershrinker".
Clinton: That maid just gave me a projectile boner, which you ALL know means that I gotta act on it. I hope my career won't be harmed.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commodde October 02, 2010
by funkymohawk July 11, 2008