National Mike Day

The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.

say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike

by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

mike

hot
^^

person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked

by the person who is right, hi 🙋‍♀️ March 31, 2022

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

by Croix Boi May 20, 2019

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.

"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"

by aam786415 February 13, 2021

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022