8585th base is while Vida is tryna fit her mouth from both hami and Amir’s balls while she’s getting fucked from arsham all at the same time.
“Yo delband you’re not gonna believe this”
- “Whats up Vida?”
“I just had a 8585th base!”
- “No way! How was it?”
“The balls tasted great!”
- “Whats up Vida?”
“I just had a 8585th base!”
- “No way! How was it?”
“The balls tasted great!”
by Cyber Dadddy August 27, 2022

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.
Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!
by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019

Based occurs and is said when someone cancels out their own argument or another persons argument, typically using their own words or talking points against them or when someone proves that they agree with what they’re trying to contradict. Can also be used for someone who cancels out an action that results in an unintended consequence.
Ex If someone says air pollution is horrible, and then you say well stop driving your car, that’s based.
Ex person A:Biden is not my president
Person b: just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not your president
Person A: he’s not my president I live in Canada
AOC tweets out to not buy from GOYA, Goya’s stock and sales go up, then ceo labels her as employee of the month, that’s based
Crazy rich Asians movie: women walks in, tries to book a room, dipshit doorman refuses, husband walks in and owns the place, that’s based
Ex person A:Biden is not my president
Person b: just because you don’t like him doesn’t mean he’s not your president
Person A: he’s not my president I live in Canada
AOC tweets out to not buy from GOYA, Goya’s stock and sales go up, then ceo labels her as employee of the month, that’s based
Crazy rich Asians movie: women walks in, tries to book a room, dipshit doorman refuses, husband walks in and owns the place, that’s based
by HarrisburgPa717 January 22, 2021

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023

what are the bases
1st . making out
2nd. feeling below waist
3rd. hand job/fingering
4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way
1st . making out
2nd. feeling below waist
3rd. hand job/fingering
4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way
jim: what are the bases?
john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday
john: 3rd
john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday
john: 3rd
by webegettinglitupinhere October 29, 2018

Opposite of "baseless" -- in reference to reports by the media that the public are entertaining "baseless" (conspiratorial) claims in an attempt to cover them up.
News Outlet: "...the baseless conspiracy that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."
Commenter 1: "Epstein was murdered."
Commenter 2: "Based."
by Vaginus Goochis Penicularis June 30, 2022

Did you hear about the mathematician that got convicted of robbery? He went straight to a square based prison.
by TheFunnyGuy88 July 24, 2022
