ass chin

a second ass on the chin

you have a big ass chin

ass chin by joe c September 2, 2004

ass pogo 

anal sex while the receiver is sitting on top bouncing in a joyous fashion.

Jordan just loves riding his friend's ass pogo.

ass pogo by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

ass magician 

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

ass magician by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

ass janitor 

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

ass janitor by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash

Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.

ass stash by keestermaster February 9, 2010

Ass-Book 

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

Ass-Book by Cross194 July 4, 2010

ass broke 

No money at all and none coming in.

Unemployment ran out and I have no leads. I'm ass broke!!!

ass broke by therealpatriot August 5, 2010