side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

Side Scanner

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.

The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!

by JibSS October 1, 2010

side-piping

When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"

She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.

by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010

Lop Sided Sally

When one's nipples have one whom hangs lower then the counter part.

Hey did you see Sadie's Lop Sided Sally?

by Cocks. Mcgee. August 12, 2010

side-skyping

a conversation on skype between two people that has spawned from another, larger skype conversation
(usually talking about person(s) in the aforementioned conversation)

so when Chase and Dalton started fighting on skype, Zach and I started side-skyping about why they kept this going after so long

by Patrick Awesome August 21, 2010

side pin

a penis that is on the left side of someones hip and pisses in front of public

he has a side pin

by dgfdrghytwrghyftyg April 14, 2009

far side of BFE

Even further from civilization than BFE.

You're going to the mall at Christmas time? Man, you're gonna have to park on the far side of BFE.

by cygknit September 25, 2006