penis fart

gaseous expulsion emanating from penis

A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008

fanny fart

involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures

While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart

by drw March 21, 2003

creeper fart

When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.

Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Warning Fart

A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.

One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".

The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.

by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008

cake fart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 28, 2008

sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.

After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

by Genius October 28, 2003