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Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024
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friendly wet willy

A friendly wet Willy is not gay as long as it’s friendly
by The Keb June 1, 2019
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Willy

by manhater69 December 29, 2019
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Wife: “Joel you got that right.”
Husband: “I know. I ain’t no Willy lump lump.”
by Abcefu631 December 26, 2021
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willy-nilly robby willy

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.
by feline idiot February 21, 2022
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Chilly Willy

When an individual takes a bite of a popcicle, freeze pop, fudge pop, etc. And performs fellatio to another individual.
Did you see that? Steph just took a bite of that freeze pop and gave that dope ass dude a Chilly Willy with that dong in her mouth!
by O'Hizzy July 28, 2019
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Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.
Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023
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