Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles November 7, 2012

tasty weed

weed smoked with a hooka mixed with flavored tobacco

"Damn I could go for some tasty weed"

by howmanyapples February 14, 2012

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011

Weed raking

scrolling through all your contacts on your phone looking for some who might have any weed

Dude, we were out of weed so we all had to go weed raking to find someone with bud

by thebigcheifa November 3, 2011

Weed

The cure to cancer. Soon to be classified as a legal medicine

I am prescribing you an oz of weed for you migraines

by weedisnotbad November 23, 2021

body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep

"This shit is some real body weed."

by LK253 June 2, 2023