by sarahdan January 27, 2017
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Get the blue waffles mug.At 3 am when the clubs close. The fatchicks who weren't picked up leave the clubs and go to the waffle house. When guys go to the waffle house to pick up these fat hogs, it's called waffle hoggin'.
Hey Steve, it's 3 a.m. And it's the weekend. Time to go waffle hogging. Steve says: He'll yeah man! And we had better hurry or they'll all be gone.
by Doctord453 September 15, 2013
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Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.
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Get the Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog mug.Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
Get the waffle-iron mug.I started cumming inside her and halfway through, I pulled out and gave her a GLUE WAFFLE, I came so much all over her pussy!
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