toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019

Toast box

That thing you stand on to tell people your opinion

Person 1: get off your toast box
Person 2: frigg off rick

by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Toast

A piece of heaven that should be enjoyed with a good spread of butter and coffee

Kieran: “ I really want toast”

by Ben.rogers April 14, 2019

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

Toasthands

A dick weed named thomas

Shut up toasthands

by vSoddenTicTac July 21, 2019

Toast Bitch

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.

Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch

by siegelbagel August 7, 2019