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Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.
Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.
by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018
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she stirs the tea

When a female is a lesbian and she enjoys oral/jointal intercourse with another female or male anus.
"Dude I can't even sit right.. she stirs the tea so intensely to me at night"
by Ashley Pushem August 29, 2012
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bone apple tea

So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina
P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!

P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit
by doodoodaequann September 18, 2019
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Vampire Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.

The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012
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An English cup of tea

Derogatory term : A cup of tea or hot beverage offered to a visitor without a biscuit or accompanying snack.
1: The tight sod didn’t even offer us a biscuit!

2: Oh… an English cup of tea?
by Mozzer December 25, 2022
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Orange Spice Tea

One of the best tasting teas in the world. Its has a great sweet taste of oranges and spices. (hence the name)
Wow this Orange Spice Tea is amazing!
by bid daddy dizzle February 26, 2009
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Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.
by edphooey January 12, 2012
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