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Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.
I need to start toasting the bagel bro.
by Dorkuss November 30, 2017
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Toasted

when you get roasted and the pain still lingers
jimmy said hank has fish lips that boy was toasted the whole day
by AlmightyOdin February 24, 2018
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Toast

Crispy Bread, usually topped with butter, jam, jelly, or peanut butter. Occasionally Nutella
"I want some toast"
by 1000PiecesOfToast February 26, 2018
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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
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toastification

The fine art of putting bread in a toaster and starting the toaster at just the right time to have proper toastification.
Dude, I just had the perfect toastification to start out my day! #Toastification
by SwagMaster1076 May 22, 2018
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Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.
Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.
by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018
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Toast

To lightly roast or make fun of; not as bad as getting roasted
He was going to roast me, but his insults were mediocre, I'd say he toasted me.
by Cousin Vitto May 28, 2018
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